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  • Rogue.
    Apr 25, 12:32 PM
    Obviously a fake, the keyboard keys are square on mac keyboards. This photo has been stretched.





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  • sarper
    Apr 26, 12:37 AM
    As a developer, this will be pain in the ass!

    Retina Displays have exactly the double number of pixels with the same resolution, having a second resolution is a giant step to gain one of the crappiest features of Android. I really doubt Apple would do that.

    What if this isn't a bigger screen but a smaller device with the same screen on it? Hmm..





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  • AppliedVisual
    Oct 18, 03:07 PM
    I'm curious to see how that plays out. Samsung at first wanted to put out a hybrid player, as well as another company whose identity I forget; but apparently Sony's Blu-Ray licensing explicitly forbids combo players. So I don't understand, is NEC's chip a clean-room solution or did they find some other solution?

    Ricoh already has the necessary optical elements for a dual format player -- they announced this two months ago. In addition to NEC, LG also has a chipset for a universal player. All the pieces are in place except the legal/licensing restrictions.

    Samsung and LG both announced they would begin work on universal players, but once Sony finalized the Blu-Ray licensing, LG just disappeared and announced two Blu-Ray only players, the higher end model will sell under the Marantz label. Samsung, recanted and said they would not pursue a universal player at this time... You won't see Samnsung challenging Sony on any such thing -- these two now share manufacturing and technology for several products, including LCD panels.

    Most likely, due to it's ties to LG and NEC, Philips would be the most likely to come out first with a universal player. But until someone finds a way around Sony's licensing restrictions, it isn't going to happen... Many don't think that their licensing is legal and constitutes an antitrust violation, but at this stage in the game the small market doesn't jsutify the effort. Ultimately, we will see universal players, it's a guaranteed thing. But I doubt Sony will budge from their licensing restrictions until they feel HD-DVD has lost the market... At that point they'll lift the restriction and like everyone else they'll release a BluRay player that can also play those "other" discs.





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  • themadchemist
    Jan 12, 02:12 PM
    OK, this is funny. Yes, mean, but funny.



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  • BRLawyer
    Oct 3, 03:36 PM
    One and ONLY release at MW 2007: iTV. Oh yeah, and the retirement annoucement by SJ: iGiveup.





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  • Mexbearpig
    Apr 13, 04:37 PM
    Got this little Buddha and Lucky Elephants.
    http://i1116.photobucket.com/albums/k575/julian4444/IMG_20110413_165513.jpg



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  • BlueRevolution
    Oct 29, 12:32 AM
    I've never understood people who adopt this argument. You're essentially saying that, because a few folks think piracy is free advertising, Apple should give up all its intellectual property and copyrights. It would be like me spending money on a Lamborghini and then handing the keys to random strangers in the hopes they'd return it the next morning to encourage them to buy one of their own. Get real!

    Again with the physical example fallacy. We're talking about information here. It has no intrinsic value. This means that if I steal it, you still have it. It's not like a Lamborghini. What it IS like is me, a record label, spending money on making music, then letting people listen to it for free on the radio. How dumb would that be? :rolleyes:





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  • leekohler
    Apr 27, 12:48 PM
    Because it is not material to my point.... In the slightest....

    Another analogy: "I am a basketball player. A regulation basketball weighs 96 pounds. I am right, because I am a basketball player and you are not."

    Silly? Yes.

    Wow. It's clear you have no intention of learning anything. You just want to be right. Nice. :rolleyes:



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  • Willis
    Jan 5, 02:41 PM
    Ah yes! Everytime I want to watch a Keynote, its usually spoiled by the fact the homepage on Apple.com is promoting the new products.... sort of ruins it really.

    Arn... you're a true legend.





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  • CalBoy
    Apr 21, 10:09 PM
    So same system but without the down vote button at all?

    arn

    Yes, I think that would be better as well if we're going to have ratings.

    I think a purely numerical system will just encourage all of the negative aspects of the ratings system.



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  • miles01110
    Apr 22, 07:12 AM
    That is because those who oppose will find themselves without the right to vote. :p :D

    I will turn this thread into a PRSI faster than you can say "Barack HUSSEIN Obama is a Kenyan!"

    ;););)





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  • Chundles
    Sep 12, 07:42 AM
    yeah, but there is a link in your itunes software (client) which has "Music Store" - u know.. down the left side where your playlists are..

    Wouldn't they need to change that to a generic "Store" or something..

    They'll release iTunes 7.0 with "iTunes Store" in it's place and it will all come back online after the event.



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  • daneoni
    Aug 9, 09:02 AM
    Im quite torn. The 20" Cinema Display is cheaper than the dell BUT the limited adjustability is turning me off plus the fact that the UK specs are still yet to be updated. The Dell is an obvious better buy but it just doesn't look as good as the Cinema Display and its resale value won't be close to that of the Cinema Display.

    I dont know why apple made the adjustibilty so limited. Even steve tends to bend his head at times to see the display he uses properly.

    Sigh i dunno......





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  • Queso
    Oct 19, 11:30 AM
    Two can play at that game. I still have the 400 shares I bought in 1997.

    Do the math. :)
    400 pre-splits shares?

    My God, man. That's some profit!! :cool:



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  • darkwing
    Mar 23, 11:00 AM
    This is awesome, rt! And I was seriously just about to head over to paypal to send my $5, too. :P

    Keep us posted! And MAKE SURE you keep details logs (even if it's on paper) of the date/times you notice these things. Also, you need to make sure that you take a picture of the house with the blue glow as well!





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  • georgethomas
    Apr 7, 09:02 PM
    Mobile ADs! It is pretty distinctive because 20% of consumer will open an email ad meanwhile 97% will view a mobile ad. Such a big contrast!



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  • Giuly
    Apr 8, 06:20 AM
    I got http://m.UploadEdit.com/b92/45298487.gif'd recently and this one arrived at my doorstep today.

    These just died, after giving me a whopping 23 days of usage:
    http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/7228/img0460ih.jpg
    I'm wondering why the Magic Mouse comes with batteries intended for Canada (http://data.energizer.com/PDFs/AX91.PDF), though.





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  • barnaby
    Nov 17, 11:48 PM
    I'm sure that somewhere in their headquarters Apple keeps a build of OS X on AMD like they did with Intel. But Idon't think that anyone outside of Apple will see it at least for several years.

    Intel and AMD are binary compatible with exception of AMD's SIMD instructions. Ever wonder why there isn't a different copy of Windows for AMD and Intel?

    Let's not forget that IA32e (64bit mode on Intel) is better known as AMD64 and is used by Intel on license.

    Anyone with an Intel mac is running software that would run on an Intel chip.





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  • inkswamp
    May 3, 09:56 PM
    This ad just called Steve Jobs a child.

    Did you ever hear his speech at Stanford? I'm betting he'd agree.





    SimonMW
    Jan 15, 05:50 PM
    still 700:1 contrast ratio

    In the context that manufacturers state such figures, this is meaningless. All it really boils down to is how white their whites are so they can claim a high contrast ratio, even though in the real world it means sod all.

    Now what would really get me interested is a flat screen that displays truly black blacks.





    juannacho
    Apr 26, 11:07 AM
    Am I missing something totally obvious here? But what's that slot above the earpiece speaker meant to be exactly?

    Like I say maybe I missed something as looking at their comparison images they seem to imply the current iPhone 4 has one already?!!?

    What gives?





    Rt&Dzine
    Mar 4, 01:27 PM
    What does scare me though is Glenn Beck, who is so smooth that he does craft his message to try and include everybody. I would assume Beck's the type of guy that is great at not offending when talking to him in person. There are union members, people taking benefits from liberal government, yet still seem to find common ground with the GOP. They listen too much to Beck. He's a real snake water salesman and can convince somebody of something that is an illusion.

    I'm not sure if this is true. According to investigative reporter Alexander Zaitchik's biography of Beck, he's not a very likable person. He went into the project thinking Beck would be sort of like Limbaugh, who even some liberals like when he's not doing his schtick.





    Ommid
    Apr 25, 12:50 PM
    Fake, the hand looks all wrong. He has creepier thumbs than Megan fox!!!:eek:

    How do you know? Are you holding her hand as you type?





    dime21
    May 5, 09:05 AM
    My girlfriend is Chinese and she just doesn't understand our obsession with guns (understandably so). I don't either!

    What are people so afraid of that they need guns to protect themselves from?
    You must not read the news much. Or check out the robbery, rape, and murder statistics for your town. But I'll bet you're a nice friendly guy, and you live in the nice part of town, so it couldn't possibly happen to you, am I right? :rolleyes:

    The better question here, is why do you feel so immune to violent crime?

    Are you also confused about our obsessions with free speech? freedom of religion? or freedom of the press perhaps? Because those are protected in the Bill of Rights as well. Guns however, are unique in that they are the only material object, the only physical thing, that the Bill of Rights expressly protects ownership of. So we don't take to kindly to confused legislators who would try and take them away, or place unusual restrictions on that right.